All SHIELD agents are reminded that Agent Loki is not, in fact, the enemy, despite his frequent actions to the contrary. Would the older agents stop implying that he is to the younger agents and new recruits, as this causes obvious friction that we do not need. -Fury.
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Fury, I don't care what level of importance the latest mission has. I'm not taking a whole three weeks out of my time off in order to go along with it. I do have an actual job. -Loki
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Thor - or anyone, really - can you tell your brother to stop suddenly being a lady? It's highly distracting. -TS
I thought that was the point. -Loki
At least warn US before you do it next time then, OK? -TS
Will it make a difference to your level of distraction? -Loki
...No. - TS
Then I see no point. -Loki
Damnit.
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Note to all agents: Agent Loki's bookshop is his out of hours, out of costume retreat, and it is not a widely known and public fact that he is, in fact, either Loki or our agent. I'm asking politely that you stop using it as a damn company library and ordering service. -Fury
Thank you. -Loki
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This is a SHIELD-wide notice that is going out to all agents: Just because either the Consultant or Agent Loki deem something to be a good idea, is not a good reason to go along with it. They may be agents, and we may need them, but use your heads next time. -Fury
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I would like it generally known that for the next seven days, I will be absent. I am taking my leave temporarily and will be back after that period. During this time, there will be no activity from me of any kind in New York, or other parts of the world. If it seems as though I am going against this stipulation during this time, first contact me. If it is me and I have gone back on my word, then I have brought this upon myself with the full realisation of the consequences of my actions. If it is impossible to reach me, or if I have been sighted in an entirely different area, assume that it is not, in fact, me. In this instance do not hesitate to use force.
-Loki
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Accounting would like to inform Agent Loki Odinson (AKA 'Luke Vandersson') that while last Saturday's trick was, admittedly, rather amusing, the price tag attached to the repairs involved most certainly is not.
Research and Development, however, would like to congratulate Agent Loki in his latest venture, and await his next with eager anticipation.
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Agents are reminded yet again that while in costume, Agent Loki is not to be referred to as an agent, or as his civilian persona, 'Luke Vandersson'. Likewise, while leading his civilian life it is similarly frowned upon to refer to him either as an agent, or as Loki. His status as a SHIELD agent is classified, and it is his own request that these two sides of his life remain unconnected in the public eye. -Fury
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[OOC: Highly inspired by this Tumblr blog:
http://memosfromfury.tumblr.com/. Although all of mine are set within this world, and are either generic or referring to situations that would realistically occur with Loki in the team.]